June 2011
1 post
WatchFarley invades my workspace
December 2010
2 posts
Days go by
lifefunc:
<?php
$days = date(“t”);
days_go_by($days);
function days_go_by($days, $us=”us”, $you=”you”){
do{
if(strstr($us, $you)){
break;
}
$day++;
} while($day <= $days);
}
?>
Days go by - Dirty Vegas
Mo' Money, Mo' Problems
$money = 0;
$problems = 0;
do {
$money += 1;
$problems += 1;
} while ($money >= 0);
November 2010
1 post
Jeff Goldblum and Biz Markie on Late Night with... →
cdevroe:
With Conan back on the air and Jimmy Fallon approaching his prime late night television is at its finest in years. Here, please, enjoy Jeff Goldblum and…
September 2009
1 post
listening to "Radiohead - Video Tapez (Ft. Del the... →
This song is fantastic. Haven’t heard this Del track yet. Nice.
August 2009
4 posts
No news
No news is good news from the HQ bathroom.
How to: Use the Viddler API with CodeIgniter →
cdevroe:
A very simple workflow to include PHP Viddler as a library in your Code Igniter application.
4 tags
FreeWheelin' It!
function your_brain_is($str)
{
print "Your brain is " . $str;
}
//In Hours
$max = 8;
$arr = array("jello", "dead", "mush", "frozen");
if ($freewheelin_it > $max) {
$rand = rand(0, count($arr)-1);
your_brain_is($arr[$rand]);
}
July 2009
9 posts
5 tags
It's raining, it's pouring
function the_old_man_is($str)
{
print $str;
}
do {
the_old_man_is("snoring");
} while ($its_raining && $its_pouring);
WatchOne of the coolest animation videos. It’s a bit long but worth it.
3 tags
Hack Job
//in seconds
$work = 3600;
if ($hacked_correctly === TRUE) {
$work /= 4;
}
else {
$work *= 10;
}
5 tags
I really like this track lately, Daniel...
3 tags
If it ain't broke don't fix it
if (!$broke) {
dontFixIt();
}
3 tags
Would you like to speak in code?
If so submit your slang here: http://phpfunk.tumblr.com/submit
4 tags
It's a JailBreak!
if ($firmware == “pwnage”) {
return true;
} else {
return false;
}
3 tags
End of Day
if (date(“H”) >= 17) {
exit;
}
3 tags
Time for Lunch
if ($you_are_reading_this) {
$i_am = “going to lunch”;
}